we’re terribly sorry, but you can’t put your disobedient child in the stowaway luggage, you’re just going to have to carry on your wayward son

solluxx:

paranoidpot8to:

THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE

I AM HOME ALONE

WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW

tell it to mooove

thordoftherings:

jasric:

I had a freaking BLAST doing this :D :D

please see full size image it’s better, hopefully ^^

on my deviantART here as well [x]

This is my favourite fucking thing.

orangewithaface:

NINE’S FACE IN THAT THIRD GIF OMG

nightquill:

asariboyfriend:

grassfire:

catbountry:

weeaboo-chan:

ok so i tried to find out what breed of cattle this is and i havent been successful but i found these two

and their names are texas tornado and johnny football

the pics are from this website and i dont know jack shit about cattle breeding so maybe someone can tell me if they’re a special breed

Cows now have Bichon Frise technology.

low poly cattle

its a sheepcow

OH MY GOD E

ianthe:

nakedthursdayz:

soundoffireinthedawn:

Always reblog the Alfather

The Hulk is actually a two-fer because the guy walking next to Stan Lee is Lou Ferrigno who played the original hulk.

AHHHH!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

YEAH, SHE’S GOOD LOOKING, I GUESS. NOT REALLY MY TYPE. I LIKE A BIGGER WINGSPAN.

THERE WE GO. PAGE 236. LOOK AT THE PLUMAGE ON THAT ONE. SWEET JESUS.

Amazon Unveils a [Horrifying] Fanfic Publishing Platform

lingeringlilies:

Today, Amazon announced the imminent launch of its newest endeavor, Kindle Worlds, a publishing platform for fanfiction. When I read the announcement, I was horrified, then angry, then sad. I want to take a moment to explain why this is such a tragedy.

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theclearlydope:

Pussy Magnet.