Fortress of Winchester

So much nerdism

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

what if u came home and omarion was in the corner disguised like a coat rack

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i dont own a coat rack

batmanisagatewaydrug:

cracked:

The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?
5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

batmanisagatewaydrug:

cracked:

The badass costume’s a start. Now how about a badass franchise?

5 Superheroes Who Should’ve Gotten Movies Before Ant-Man

Okay I was expecting a good article here to begin with but then it turned out all five of them are women and EVERYONE GO READ THIS ARTICLE RIGHT NOW 

the-chinnydoctor:

bigbangsheldon:

Jim Parsons holds the key to the fountain of youth.

NO FUCKING WAY

mahramore:

shots fired

mahramore:

shots fired

(Source: anacondaxvice)

levithedisneyprincess:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

(Source: listeningtociociosan)

moriarty-the-timetraveling-lemur:

positivelyindecent:

stonzie:

Okay, legit fucking crying.

You bet your elderly testicles I did.

Are we all going to ignore the old man with the blowdryer

(Source: whendogmetdolphin)

kindymaling:

albabutter:

theneverendingdrums:

i know it’s called an otp but i have like 50

 #per fandom

#per person

(Source: vikingserket)

pauladeenandporn:

when I first tweeted these I had to try to hide them from my two psychologist parents but then they got so big that my neighbor told them about it and so they sat me down to ask if I needed help.

(Source: watchthefirefliesdance)

homo420:

me if I was a statue

homo420:

me if I was a statue

(Source: thenonbreeder28)